Racial stereotypes and highly flammable unnatural fibres. Blackpool, 2015.
Saturday, 24 October 2015
Wednesday, 21 October 2015
Thursday, 15 October 2015
We're not sure what we'll be getting up to yet but we're expecting a mash-up of Carry On at Your Convenience and a Situationist dérive, blending the lavatorial with the conceptual, from the bawdy to Debord.
Dolly's already grinning and wearing his Kiss Me Quick hat. And nothing else.
If all goes well we'll send you a postcard.
Tuesday, 22 September 2015
Saturday, 5 September 2015
Sunday, 1 February 2015
Sexy Di's millions of readers were not disappointed with her far ranging and often merciless comments on the not so fair sex. She pulls no punches, especially when it comes to Nicholas Parsons, who gets almost as scathing a write up as Charles Manson.
Here are some extracts:
A is for AYATOLLAH (KHOMENI)
This has got to be the most sinister looking man ever! It's hard to imagine him as a baby (certainly one only a mother could love I'm sure) and even harder to imagine him as a young man fooling around with females. Perhaps he never did...Indeed I cannot imagine him doing anything that is in any way human, and if I had to name a man who gave me nightmares, the Ayatollah with his grim black, long beard, and beady eyes, would take precedence over every other man in history.
M is for CHARLES MANSON
This man should really go under D for Devil because if the devil ever appeared in human form it was in the form of Charles Manson.
Manson, through his cult following instigated the murder of actress Sharon Tate and is now serving nine life sentences for murder, but he has the audacity to apply for parole!
P is for NICHOLAS PARSONS
Honestly, straight up, I have never met a man or woman, who does not seem to find this man anything but a pompous, crashing bore.
Obviously from the smile on his school-masterly face, and probably from the size of his bank account (for he has been in show business THAT long) one way and another Nicholas is delighted with himself and considers he has oodles of talent.
I dare anyone to stare him right in the eyeball and tell him he hasn't.
T is for TYRANTS
I have never known of a tyrant yet who did not eventually wind up on his arse!
V is for VOYEURS
These sick men are almost as bad as 'gay' vicars, but at least the have the decency to keep their behaviour private, locked away in the closet or wherever they choose to hide the spy holes they use to watch others doing things they are incapable of themselves.
PLEASE NOTE: THE VIEWS AND GRAMMAR REPRODUCED HERE BELONG TO THE LATE DIANA DORS. WE MAY COME BACK TO HER THOUGHTS ON JOSEPH GOEBBELS, BARRY MANILOW AND JIMMY SAVILE.