I bring you news regarding a great day trip I took to the picturesque northern seaside resort of Blackmouth during the summer.
Upon arrival at the beach I was thrilled to see a Punch & Judy tent on the sand, and hurriedly pushed, kicked and kneed an excited group of children out of the fucking way to secure my place on the front row.
After the show was over I went for an ice cream (double cone) and played on some fruit machines (won £2.70 in tens and £1 in tokens).
The funny thing was, the same thing happened again on the way home when I stopped for a quick pint. What a smashing day out !