Friday, 14 December 2012

Twatt Not Included



FIVE DIRTY SOUNDING UK PLACE NAMES

1. Cockermouth, Cumbria
2. Bell End, Worcestershire
3. Shitterton, Dorset
4. Fingringhoe, Essex (I used to live here)
5. Titty Ho, Northamptonshire.

6 comments:

  1. How could you forget Brown Willy in Cornwall? He hasn't forgotten you.

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  2. You only get five go's. I also missed out Cocks.

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  3. Telford will be a swear word one day.

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  4. Wookey Hole still makes me grin, or just plain old Cocks in Cornwall.

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  5. Wide Open Dykes has always been a personal favourite. As for dirty sounding place names, you can't go far wrong with Tickle Cock Bridge.

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  6. I've spent many cold evenings standing around in a field at Cocklick End in Lancashire waiting for some excitement, but the only incident worth noting was a horse that suddenly trumped really loud.

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