Monday, 19 November 2012

Tales Of The Unexpected: The Unseen Episodes

A croupier (Michael Jayston) in a cruise ship casino is rigging the roulette wheel so that a female passenger (Hannah Gordon) wins every game. Later, in the lady's cabin, the two crooks celebrate their victory after cashing in the spoils. The lady then twats him around the head with a pack of frozen sausages, throws them into the sea through her porthole, and arranges a variety of empty bottles of spirits around the dead croupier.

The ship's doctor records a verdict of 'death by misadventure', and returns to his own cabin. The lady is waiting for him in his bed, surrounded by five pound notes, and champagne on ice.

They laugh a lot.

The scene cuts to a police scuba diver (Brian Blessed) emerging from the River Thames (next to London Bridge) clutching a pack of thawed sausages. His cry of "I've got you now!" echoes around the city, and he laughs a lot. The End. 

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