Wednesday, 21 November 2012

Tales Of The Unexpected: The Unseen Episodes

A paperboy (Frank Finlay) is cycling through the village on his morning round when he spots an attractive lady in tight shorts (Joan Collins) riding her bicycle in front of him. The next day he sees her again, and rides behind her, staring at her bottom. 

He waits for her in the same place each morning, and follows closely without her noticing. One morning she isn't there, so he pedals all around the village but can't find her. He turns to look over his shoulder and sees that she's right behind him, staring at his bottom and smiling. He collides with a milk float and is killed instantly.

The lady steals one of his newspapers and rides away. The End.

1 comment:

  1. Although all the 'Unseen Episodes' thus far have been a rare treat, this one takes the mid-season crown.

    Top hole!