|'Ooh, one ticket for the special film, please'|
|Ironically, you can't really see her legs.|
|Sex blade? Is that sexy?|
|A hairy Danish pornographer.|
|The name of my new band.|
I particularly like the 'Obscenity Wrapper' and it's clear message of 'if you don't like porn, you don't like sex, you nasty, shrivelled up prude, so jog the fuck on'.