Sunday, 20 November 2011

How To Make One Of The Most Terrifying Novels Ever Written Look Like A Cheap Romance


  1. Actually, she's about to engage in a clever judo move by hooking her right leg round his left, hurling him to the floor and landing on top of him.

  2. She also pulls her clasped hands towards her belly and snaps his spine like a twig... well that's quite enough excitement for one evening. I'm off to bed.