'Stridulum' (aka 'The Visitor') is trash, absolutely no question, but it's bloody entertaining and pleasingly nuts, so it's an obvious choice for this seemingly endless feature.
An unholy mix of 'The Exorcist', 'The Omen' and 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind', 'Stridulum' tells the true story (no, not really) of a creepy eight year old called Katy who is actually the unearthly spawn of an Zathaar, an intergalactic criminal who has been impregnating Earth women for centuries. Luckily, Jesus (yes, really) is on the case, sending his emissary John Huston (who might be God, or St Peter, or Mother flipping Theresa for all I know) to bring the girl to safety and stop Zathaar's followers impregnating Katy's mother again.
|'Window delivery for Mr. Huston'.|
|A stunt man pretending to be an eight year old girl.|
|After some time, a happy ending.|
Because of our viewing habits, my wife and I found it necessary to coin a phrase to describe films that are awful but very watchable - 'compelling crap'...'Stridulum' is compelling crap par excellence.