Monday, 17 October 2011

Baby Love

'Baby Love' centres around the familiar plot device of a stranger who enters a supposedly perfect household and shags everyone, subsequently exposing how dysfunctional they all are. In this film, however, the stranger isn't an experienced European (see 'Monique'), or even a psychotic gigolo ('Teorema'), but a precocious schoolgirl with self esteem issues.

Sweet and innocent looking.

15 going on 30.
 Lucy is a fifteen year old strumpet in training who is suddenly orphaned when her sluttish mother (Diana Dors) kills herself. Mum's last wish was that Lucy go to live with Keith Barron, one of her few old flames to have actually done well for himself. Lucy's arrival throws the house into turmoil, not least because she has been trained to exploit her sexuality at every opportunity, and spends most of her time flirting, walking around in her bra and letting seedy strangers feel her up at the pictures. After a while, however, Lucy begins to long to be part of the family, only to find that the family rather like her as she is - a sex object that they can project their hetero and homo sexual fantasies onto.

They're not even in the back row.

She wasn't expecting that...

'Fork it!'

 'Baby Love' simply wouldn't get made today, if only for the fact that frequently nude star Linda Hayden was only fifteen years old at the time of filming. This role propelled her into a career in which she almost exclusively played, for want of a better term,  jailbait. In the various retrospective interviews I've seen with her she seems remarkably well-adjusted and good humoured about her ten years as a baby faced slut but, as she went out with Robin Askwith for a number of years, her critical faculties may be slightly impaired.

Some interesting guest stars in this, by the way - the aforementioned Diana Dors, right on the cusp of turning from pneumatic blonde bombshell to frowsy Earth Mother, and, in a small but sleazy role, Dick Emery.

The ghost of Diana Dors.

'Ooh, you are awful', etc.

1 comment:

  1. "Mum's last wish was that Lucy go to live with Keith Barron"

    My Mum said the same, but sadly mr Barron didn't want me. Having watched this film I can understand why.