'Fun & Games' was the second feature film from stunt co-ordinator turned prolific TV director Ray Austin. Perhaps better known under the sensational title of '1,000 Convicts & A Woman', it disappoints on every level. There are only about six convicts for a start.
|'Phwoar, I'd like to trim her topiary', etc.|
|Oi, Sandor, you're paid to drive, not perv.|
|'Mmn - a 1954 vintage, perhaps?'|
|Death of a Knicker Sniffer.|
|Finally, some smut! Shame they're not convicts...|
|This isn't as seedy and unpleasant as it looks.|
Not a patch on Ray Austin's daft but underrated debut 'Virgin Witch', the film effectively sputters out after about half an hour and, after that, no amount of messing about in the woods, pantie fondling, prison breaks or grotesque deaths can convince the viewer that some sort of fraud hasn't been committed. It's rubbish, really. Still, I've seen it twice and will probably watch it again before I die, so rubbish obviously isn't a deal breaker.
Here's a clip where the annoying girl cycles until she has an orgasm. Dirty bike.